The Pioneer on Chill Education

The wait is finally over. The first and best University applying chill education is coming to the Philippines, bringing the best quality of education an individual can possibly attain while exerting minimal effort.

Since the formation of higher education, students have been looking for the best alternative to learning, which eventually led to Dr. Marvic Masagca, a brilliant doctor and a mediocre philosopher, founding this university.

The university promises no assignments and school projects shall be needed to be a functioning member of society, no doubt an enticing idea for those of you graduating from Highschool.

The university wholeheartedly promises all of this things:

• No Thesis
• No Projects
• No Assignments
• No Reports
• No Parking
• No Loitering
• No Littering
• No Classes/Lectures

Enroll now for a free official LU keychain.