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Mission Statement

      Our primary mission is to provide a happy, care-free, stress-free, and sugar-free environment in the purpose of enriching the knowledge of the citizens of this country for their future role as shapers of the World. As the pioneer in chill education, we recognize the idea that students are not stress-proof and are indeed prone to lazyness and lethargy.  LU embodies excellence in the fields of recess and lunch break through our highly-trained staff, gloriously pit in a deadly arena for to earn their esteemed positions. Be assured that we only hired those who survived this dangerous process. Graduate offerings include master’s, doctoral, and professional programs in colorful courses such as Counter Strike, DoTA, Youtube, and Facebook.